The Mighty Boosh Meme

WHAT YOULD YOU DO IF:

1. Howard kissed you:
Kick him where it hurts and run.
2. Vince kissed you:
Just say 'what the hell' and continue.
3. Naboo kissed you:
Panic and pass out from happiness.
4. Fossil kissed you:
Kick him where it hurts as well.
5. You were in charge of the Zoo:
I would make the animals run the streets wild! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
6. Miss Giddeon called you fat:
If two or more people say it, THEN it's probably true.
8. You became a shaman:
Use it as an excuse to stalk Naboo. However that works.
9. You were asked to join the Mighty Boosh:
Panic and say yosh.
10. You had to choose between electro and jazz funk:
ELECRTO.
CRUSH TEST:

1. You love Vince, Howard, Fossil, Giddeon, Bollo, Johnny TwoHats, The Hitcher, Naboo, Jack, Charlie Gum, or any other character in the series?
Naboo= <3
2. Would you kiss them?
YOSH, DRAMATICALLY.
3. Would you hug them?
Majorly.
4. Would you sleep with them?
I-if that were possible.....
5. Would you marry them?
Yeeeessss.....
6. Would hate them?
NO!
7. Would you dump them?
NEVER!!!!
8. Would you rape them?
If that were possible, then....
Maybe....
9. Would you have tea with them?
Yesh XD
10. Would you invite a panda to come with you?
Depends O.o
BASIC KNOWLEDGE TEST:

1. Who is the King of the mods?
Vince!
2. What is Charlie Gum's story? And is it intelligent or retarded?
He was on his way back from an Alice Cooper concert and it was so hot out that he melted. Then he got to an alligator named Eric and he put him back together, but in the shape of a hoover vacuum. That didn't stop him.
Then he vacuumed up the Inuits. Who froze to death.

And Howard thought it was retarded. but but nobody else.
3. Did Bollo die?
It looked like he died at the end of the 'monkey hell' episode, but he was in the series later, so apparently not.
4. Who has been known for his shining mirror balls?
The guy in the 'mirror world' of whose name I should but cannot remember.
5. Where did Vince get his red cowboy boots from?
The Black Frost.
6. Does Johnny Two Hats get another hat later?
I-I think so?
7. What gem is compared to the size of a toddler's head briefly?
Trick question.
The Egg of Mantumbi was compared to the head of a SCHOOLBOY, not a toddler.
8. Is Fossil able to get all the animals names right? Without the talk box?
Not, no he cannot XD
9. How did Howard defeat the kangaroo?
Vince grabs his balls while Howard takes him down.
10. How does the Sandpaper man get gloves?
Vince gives them to him so he can 'Love himself' because nobody loves him.
RANDOMNESS/RESPONSE TEST:

1. Howard has taken a liking to wearing a bra.
I'd like to see this XD
2. Naboo is technically doing acts of incest.
M-me next!
3. You have to rub sunscreen on Vince's hair at the beach.
Whatever floats your boat, dude O.o
4. Fossil dances naked over the Russian Bear cage in front of students visitting the zoo.
Just walk away slowly children, I'll get him with a sniper rifle eventually.
5. The Hitcher threatens you with his very large thumb.
Who cares.
6. Jazzfunk and Electro mix together.
NOOOOOOOO?
7. You are asked to make your own crimp.
I have no musical talent whatsoeverrrr.
8. You are lost in a forest and a monkey wants to steal your face because you are a man.
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A MAN?!
9. A blind white man thinks hes black.
I'd keep that to yourself, good sir.
10. You are sentenced to a Hubba Bubba nightmare.
OH LAWD, NOOOOO!
THE END:
That was fun 0.0
And I had Naboo- related fantasies...
Any questions?
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Anyone?
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